We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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