This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
then he tried to convert me to islam
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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