Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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