her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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