ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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