Cold hands, warm shart.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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