yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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