i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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