Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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