he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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