She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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