HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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