I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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