I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I am full of burrito and curiosity
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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