Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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