IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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