holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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