3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
