Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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