Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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