thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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