You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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