That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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