i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She needs sedatives and a leash
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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