im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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