you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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