He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
We are two peas in an std pod
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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