Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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