Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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