Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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