Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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