He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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