thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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