I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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