I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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