is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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