I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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