Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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