he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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