Whoa Z and x make the same sound
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
