Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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