trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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