I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
apparently the secret to your success is patron
even my farts smell like vagina
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
soo... how was my night?
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