I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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