Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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