I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
so let's talk penis.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
