i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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