eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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