I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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