She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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