Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My ass is underappreciated
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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