You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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